The way you speak into the phone is embarrassing, you have to speak sideways.
The screen surrounding is easily scratched.
The phone sometimes just cuts out in a most peculiar way.
If you're playing a game for too long it nearly drains your battery.
The phone is such a brick.
This phone is as tough as old boots and has a good reception.
The bluetooth within 10 metres is the most distinguishing feature.
Because the phone has so many features, it's hard to even find the ring tones without rooting through the menu.
It's not a phone. It's not a game box. Then what is it?
It's a brick.
I would call it a pointless brick, I mean a phone was really made for talking.
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